Encryption Gangstas

Freitag, 5. Mai 2006

Kryptik war gestern? Ach was, Krypto-Rap rulez: Alice and Bob von MC Plus+ (mp3).

DES is wrong if you listen to NIS
Double DES ain’t no better man, that got Dis’ed
Twofish for AES, that was Schneier’s wish
Like a shot from the key
Rijndael made the swish
But Blowfish is still the fastest in the land
And Bruce used his name to make a few grand.
Use ECB and I’ll crack your ciphertext.
Try CFB mode to keep everyone perplexed.

Yo ma’, und die Antwort ist auch schon da:

Your mom circulates like a public key,
Servicing more requests than HTTP.
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME,
Oh, there’s so much drama in the PhD.

[Monzy: So much drama in a PhD]


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